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catchymemes:

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prettynpink17:

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prettynpink17:

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

butterflyinthewell:

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Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

charlataninred:

blitzlowin:

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams:

meraarts:

charlataninred:

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

  1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
  2. The Monster of Sentan
  3. The Witch’s Cat
  4. Raise Both Children
  5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
  6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
  7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
  8. Pirates and Mermaid
  9. Eindred and the Witch
  10. The Demon King
  11. The Cornerwitch
  12. Grandmother Beetroot
  13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
  14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
  15. New Year Saga
  16. A Story About Changelings
  17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
  18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
  19. Goblin Men (Canines)

I am in love with you /p

mockiatoh:

A lot of hardline pro-lifers really do believe their bullshit. They don’t believe a pregnant woman should want an abortion, even if the pregnancy will kill her, because they deeply believe a mother should be willing to die for their child, and they see the pregnancy as a child. That’s both a sign of how little they value women, but it’s also partly how heavily they buy into the dehumanizing mythology of The Mother.

Yes, there is a lot of horrible misogyny that goes into the prolife movement, and that can’t be understated. They believe that pregnancy is a punishment for sex, the consequence they just need to suck up and deal with.

But that’s not enough! They need to be a mother and therefore a martyr. They want her to be redeemed through sacrifice, to die trying, no matter how incompatible with life the pregnancy is.

And they want her to die with a bloody smile—and even better, as the newborn miraculously survives, a gift from God and The Mother, both of whom knew better than the arrogant, Godless, secular Doctor.

There is no logical debate or good enough reason that will get through to someone whose that hardline pro-life because they see a woman wanting to live instead of dying a martyr as a moral failing, as a sin.

demadogs:

you ever fall in love with a song by a band you never heard before and you lose your shit and listen to a bunch of their other stuff but turns out the one song you loved was their oddball song and the rest of their musics actually nothing like that and its genuinely devastating

ariminiria:

stealingmyplaceinthesun:

ariminiria:

remember to do your part by giving Amazon’s Rings of Power show the Morbius treatment

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this is one post i actually wouldn’t be mad about it blowing up. i want as many people in on this Morb as possible. i’ll suffer the notes.

ryan-sometimes:

As a Jewish person I ask- where is religious freedom for non-Christians in this new post-Roe era? Judaism tells us that our bodies are sacred and that life begins at birth. It tells us that a person should choose their own life when a pregnancy is endangering them. Some of us even believe that in life-endangering circumstances, abortion is mandatory in order to save the parent’s life. About 83% of American Jews support abortion being legal in all/most cases, more than any other religious group. Judaism tells us that we need to do everything we can in order to preserve our own lives.

Where’s OUR religious freedom? Does the US Supreme Court truly value religious freedom, or just Christian freedom?

sixgunslinger:

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milfmacbeth:

To Whom It May Concern

It has come to my attention that some of you have been enjoying media that the OAF (Organization Against Fun) has deemed Problematic™.

This is unacceptable.

The frankly appalling behavior in question is exemplified by, but not limited to, engaging with themes not suitable for five year olds, speaking about or writing complex characters without constantly emphasizing how evil they are, and creating fanworks that do not appeal to me personally without asking for my permission or begging for my forgiveness.

Since you people do not possess my superior intellect, you have thus misinterpreted the phrase “thinking critically” to mean “analyzing and interpreting a work” instead of the correct definition “nitpicking perceived flaws”. Fear not, you will be re-educated.

Aditionally, certain individuals, who shall remain unnamed, have displayed shocking amounts of empathy towards morally grey characters, or worse, developed a fondness for villainous characters who were written to be charming and dramatic. When confronted with my lecture about how villains are evil, these individuals responded with “and that’s very sexy of them.”

The OAF cannot let this stand.

Instead of shipping Woke™ ships with a far less interesting dynamic, there have been various attempts to normalize, romanticize, fetishize, realize and caramelize illegal ships, which should be punishable by death as it is tantamount to a war crime.

Sadly, the AO3 (Archive of Our Own) responded to my reasonable demands for censorship by telling me to “fuck off or learn to use the tagging system for its intended purpose.”

I must ask all who are currently having fun in their fandoms to cease and desist.

Won’t somebody think of the children.

stillnotpoliticallycorrect-deac:

angrybell:

armsnotsigns:

eretzyisrael:

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When someone starts to talk about children killed in Gaza, point out how many of the rockets launched from Gaza landed in Gaza, on citizens of Gaza.

Hamas does not care about its own people.

Israel calls and warns when a missile is about to drop on a particular building and waits for the people to leave.

Hamas attacks citizens of Israel, and ends up killing their own citizens.

Hey i called you and said i was gonna shoot up your house, its your fault you got hurt for not running off of your land.


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First, it is their fault. They put Hamas in charge. They voted for them. They have supported them. They continue to support them.

Second, by allowing them to use your home as a fighting position to launch rockets at Israel, you’ve become a legitimate target. Israel doesn’t need to warn you. I’m not sure the US would in similar situations.

Third, Israel is not choosing a random house to shoot at for no reason. They responding to a rocket barrage that is indiscriminate in nature. It had hit homes and schools, sometimes killing people. These rocket attacks were unprovoked.

Fourth, it’s not just a phone call. There’s a whole process that leads up to whether and how a bomb is dropped. From Colonel Richard Kemp’s blog, he lays out the process, writing,

Before a target could be attacked at least two separate and independent intelligence sources had to verify that it was a legitimate military target. Intelligence includes human sources, aerial surveillance, ground surveillance and communications intercept.

Each separate aerial attack mission had to be personally authorised by the Commander of the Israeli Air Force or one of his deputies, at least one of whom had to be present in the operations centre throughout the conflict. Authorisation was also subject to legal advice.

To confirm whether or not civilians were in the target area surveillance had to be conducted by both manned combat aircraft and unmanned air vehicle (drone), the latter enabling greater visual recognition.

If surveillance or other intelligence sources confirmed the presence of civilians, or the presence of civilians was suspected, one or more of a series of measures was taken to warn the civilians before the attack could go ahead. These measures were:

-Leaflet drop.

-Broadcast radio message.

-Phone call.

-Text message.

-Warning via UN.

- An additional measure was the use of a specially designed harmless air-dropped munition known as ‘knock on the roof’ which was dropped on buildings to make a loud percussion and to warn those inside of an impending attack.

Further surveillance was then conducted to confirm the civilians had left the target area. If they had not the attack would not be carried out until they had.

Once a pilot was authorised to attack he had authority – and it was his duty – to abort the attack if he had reason to believe civilians were present when he made his attack run.

Pilots utilising lazer-guided munitions were required to identify a safe open area in advance so that if civilians were identified in the target zone even after the missile was launched, it could be diverted in flight to the safe area.

Next up, you’ve chose a golden oldie: The Maps That Lie. I’m just going to use what EoZ wrote because it’s the best explainer about why those maps are so deceptive, if not blatant lies.

Anti-Israel (and now other*) organizations are fond of showing the following graphic on their websites:

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This map is a lie.

The first panel has the biggest lie:

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While I presume that the white sections are indeed the land that was privately owned by Jews, the land in green was not privately owned by Arabs.

Only a tiny percentage of land in Palestine was privately owned. The various categories of land ownership included:

Mulk: privately owned in the Western sense.

Miri: Land owned by the government (originally the Ottoman crown) and suitable for agricultural use. Individuals could purchase a deed to cultivate this land and pay a tithe to the government. Ownership could be transferred only with the approval of the state. Miri rights could be transferred to heirs, and the land could be sub-let to tenants. If the owner died without an heir or the land was not cultivated for three years, the land would revert to the state.

Mahlul: Uncultivated Miri lands that would revert to the state, in theory after three years.

Mawat (or Mewat): So-called “dead”, unreclaimed land. It constituted about 50 to 60% of the land in Palestine. It belonged to the government. …If the land had been cultivated with permission, it would be registered, at least under the Mandate, free of charge.

By the early 1940s Jews owned about one third of Mulk land in Palestine and Arabs about two-thirds. The vast majority of the total land, however, belonged to the government, meaning that when the state of Israel was established, it became legally Israel’s. (I believe that about 77% of the land was owned by the government, assuming 6 million dunams of private land as shown in this invaluable webpage on the topic from which I got much of this information.)

To say that the green areas were “Palestinian” land is simply a lie.

Now the next one:

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While this is an accurate representation of the partition plan, it has nothing to do with land ownership. The entire purpose of this map is to make it appear that Israel has been grabbing Arab land consistently, to serve as a bridge between maps 1 and 3. What is not said, of course, is that Israel accepted the partition and the Arabs did not, so as a result Israel in 1949 looked like it does in map 3.

Map 3 is still a lie, however, because in no way was the green land “Palestinian” at that time. Gaza was administered by Egypt and the West Bank annexed by Jordan. No one at the time spoke about a Palestinian Arab state on the areas controlled by Arab states - only in Israel.

In other words, this progression of maps is a series of lies meant to push a bigger lie, and it is tragic that a lot of people believe them to be the truth.

Here is a small attempt on my side to show a more accurate picture of Israel’s giving land it controlled up for peace since 1967:

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This map shows that Israel gave up control of the Sinai, Gaza, Southern Lebanon and much of the West Bank over the years. Rather than falsely accusing Israel as a land-grabbing rogue state, it accurately shows Israel as perhaps the only state in history that has voluntarily given up more than two-thirds of the areas it controls in exchange for nothing more than a paper agreement - or sometimes not even that. All at the risk of serious security concerns for her people, no less.

This is all because Israel wants, desperately, to live in real peace with her neighbors. This desire is not reciprocated by those neighbors, unfortunately.

The real map shows the truth of Israel’s incredible concessions in the often vain hope for peace.

So basically, you’re uncritically repeating propaganda and using images that misrepresent the actual facts.

Pretty easy to see who is uninformed and repeating impassioned, emotion-based propaganda and who really has the facts.

Don’t be fooled again. Get the facts. Nice summary above. (PS. When people say “Oh, the chilllldren!”— it is usually for propaganda purposes.)

greenplantsforhannibal:

Just imagine this fic 😂😩

Jimmy and Brian want to go make out in the janitors room at Quantico.

They open the door hurriedly. Only to find it’s already occupied by Will and Hannibal making out. 💀💀💀

Like please someone write this 🙏🏼

I beg uuuu

rohese-mischief:

madame-helen:

zelsbels-official:

the only people that benefit from communism are the people in power.

you think you’ll get free housing and food and not have to work?  ha.  bullshit.

“but kit, that’s not true communism!” you cry.

but, yes, random internet citizen, it is. 

if you are even remotely close to able-bodied, you will be forced to work.

and if you don’t?

you get sent to a camp where, again, you are forced to work.

and i don’t mean basic americanized minimum wage jobs.

i mean hard, factory labor.  infrastructure, that sort of thing. 

you may even be mandated to serve time in the military just so you are prepared for if a war breaks out, depending on how things go.

communism benefits no one but the people in power.

and those of you rooting for it?  you will not be in power.

do you have government connections?  no.

do you have a prestigious political position?  no.

are you the CEO of a company?  no.

you work at fucking starbucks as a barista.

you will not singlehandedly dismantle capitalism.

it is because of capitalism that you have the freedom to criticize it.

and criticizing it is okay, it is not a perfect system by any means.

but communism is worse. 

millions died under communism.

millions continue to die under communism.

yeah, sure, you’ll get that bomb ass free health care.

but you know what else you’ll get?

doctors who care even less.

doctors who will not take care of you unless you pay them under the table.

doctors who will willfully neglect you in favor of the politicians who come in for heartburn and opioid addictions or whatever.

you will have bread lines.

you will have rationed food.

you will have no choice in what brand you get to choose.

you get your government approved apple jacks, and you will be happy with it.

you don’t get a choice of what phone you can have. 

you will get your spyware infested metro phone, and you will be happy with it.

you don’t get to support small businesses.

you get government sanctioned businesses and corporations, and that’s all.

you don’t get freedom under communism.

you get hell.

listen to the people who have lived under communism.

they know what it’s really like.

and they’re trying to save you from the same fate.

As a venezuelan, I can confirm that all of this is true.

My parents lived under comunism. They can tell you this and more.

Believe me, amarican leftists, you don’t want comunism. You really, really don’t.

walden-west:

On this blog we do not trust the government.